Ode To Joe on his 84th Birthday by Cathy Almeida

I am copying a post I received yesterday on the ABC Homeopathy website with which I have been associated with since 2003 as a Consultant, where a patient Cathy Almeida whom I had treated for various medical problems with my therapy aka “Joepathy” sent an unique Birthday Gift in the form of an Ode which she entitled:
“Ode to Joe” on his 84th Birthday.

She also sent me a photograph of the Birthday Cake she baked with the inscription;
“Happy Birthday Joe”
http://www.abchomeopathy.com/forum2.php/402152/

I shall copy it below

http://www.abchomeopathy.com/forum2.php/402431/

“Ode to Joe” on his 84th bday

From Gettin-beta on 2013-10-18
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Dear Joe admired by all
It’s a special day for you
Since you have just turned 84
Let’s think of all you do.

Consulting from your office desk
Helping those who’ve heard
About your super remedies
For diabetes, heart and GERD.

That’s not all, there’s PCOS too
Heart problems and BP
Colds, catarrh and cholesterol,
And stones in the kidney.

A match stick for diarrhoea
I’ve been yearning for the day…
When I can try that cool trick out
But my bowels work okay.

Hamamellis for hemorrhoids
Nat phos for obesity
Eupatorium Perfoliatum
Tough words in homeopathy.

Asthmatics everywhere know well
That breathing can be hard
If Nat Sulph works the way it should
Your puffer you’ll discard.

I’ve got jet-lag under wraps
Hair fall under arrest
You said turmeric is good
To that I will attest.

To beat Dengue fever on a larger scale
Would be really neat
Oh come on Ministry of Health…
Those harsh drugs can’t compete!

Your own website at 84
I am so impressed!
Coz people younger than you Joe
Lack your tech-savvy-ness.

With ‘Arnica’ now a household word
‘Joepathy’ and ‘wet dose’ too
Tonight I will succuss and sip…
To many more years for you!

I copy my reply to Cathy

Dear Cathy

Thank you for a Brilliant piece of Poetry where you have excelled yourself and have earned not only my admiration, but the admiration of the other members of the ABC and through it, of the World of your singular and very original effort to remember me on my 84th Birthday.

I never thought that you would surprise me the way you did a few days ago with your photograph of the Birthday Cake which you baked in my honour and which I thought was very original indeed.
Members who read this thread and who have not seen this photograph of this Birthday cake can do so on:
http://www.abchomeopathy.com/forum2.php/402152/

You did mention about your “Ode to Joe” which I did not read till a short while ago. I am indeed humbled by your God given ability to weave the many remedies I have prescribed to members of the ABC and my Website, into your outstanding piece of Poetry “Ode to Joe”.

I can see that you have made a detailed study of my therapy on the ABC and on my Website, to include them all into Poetry which unfortunately I am not good at. As you may be aware, many of these remedies are not listed for the diseases that I have prescribed them for, and constitute my own “discoveries” which therefore qualify for their classification under the term “Joepathy”.

Thank you for your very original effort and I hope that it will be read by other members of the ABC. I am also copying it on my own Website.

Kind Regards

Joe

21 Comments

  1. Sephera says:

    Wishing you a happy belated birthday, your methods work don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

    • Joe says:

      Sephera

      Thank you for your belated greetings on my Birthday.

      Thank you also for accepting my Joepathy in principle which I believe will overtake the current classical homeopathic therapy which I have proved to be not half as effective as my own “This for That” therapy which I have used and prescribed since the early days of this century even though I went through intense criticism in doing so, simply because I have ample proof that my therapy did help to CURE the patient.

      I hope that you have read the original post on the ABC where I have maintained my viewpoint.

      How did you respond to the Eupat Perf?

      • Sephera says:

        I have taken two doses, I noticed that my brain has less fog and body less fatigue. Honestly the fatigue I experience was crushing for the past year so I hope it goes. So I will take another dose tonight and see how I go.

        • Guech Ly says:

          Hi Mr Joe Di Livera,

          There has been some improvement in CFS but room for more improvement should I continue taking it?

          I think you should try and publish a book on your methods.

          • Joe says:

            Guech Ly

            I do not recollect prescribing for CFS. Please refresh my memory.

            Many patients have also suggested that I record my “Joepathy” which as you are perhaps aware is unique in the annals of Homeopathy in a book. I decided instead to do so on my Website as it is open to the world on the WWW.

            I use standard Homeopathic remedies in a manner that is not accepted in classical homeopathy and this was when I decided to use my own therapy to help CURE the problem instead of running around in circles as classical homeopaths invariably do at the cost of not curing the patient. I also do so free of charge which is not the case with professional homeopaths. You can put “Joepathy” into Google and read the many cases I have treated and also the problems that I encountered in the past, to realize how much interference and criticism I had to face in insisting on my therapy which I am glad to note is now being copied by others, as can be seen on the ABC Forum.

            I preferred to record my therapy on my Website which will hopefully outlast me (I am 85) and serve as a record of how my Joepathy CURED seemingly incurable cases which had defied classical therapy, in a few days or weeks.

            The added advantage is that the conversation with the patient is also recorded to understand how my therapy helped to cure an ailment and sometimes failed to do so, which is however very rare.

  2. bharat says:

    dear sir very sry , but please also do accepts my greetings , belated
    a very very happy birthday sir.
    may christ give you many more years of happiness, wellbeing, career success, devotion, and the things you wanted in life.
    my humble namaskaram to you dear sir.

  3. Sephera says:

    Hi sorry Guech Ly is Sephera I had a improvement with with my fatigue and depression on Eupat. What can I do next?

    • Joe says:

      Sephera

      I can now understand the reason for the confusion. Please do not make my task even more onerous by switching from one ID to another. As you are aware, I am doing a service to suffering humanity and at my advanced age, it does seem unfair when you switch from one to the other without considering the impact that it has at the receiving end.

      Glad to learn that my Joepathy has helped again. I would like to have a full case history of your case which I remember was complicated and I just took a shot in the dark to prescribe Eupat Perf 200 as I had reason to presume that you were suffering from some Viral invasion which was best treated with my default anti Viral remedy which worked.

      Continue to use it but reduce the dosage to just once daily and report progress.
      Have I prescribed Arnica 30c in the Wet dose to you?

      • Sephera says:

        Hi Joe,

        I have to hand it to you. My mind hasn’t felt this clear in a long time. After 3 doses of Eupat Perf for one day and 1 dose per day for the past few days. I would like to give you my full case history to solve more problems what can I do?

        • Joe says:

          Sephera

          You may record your case history as usual on my Website and if I feel that it would be of general interest I shall copy it under ARTICLES which is a permanent record of interesting cases.

          Do you do any regular exercise to make you sweat?

          This is an essential part of my therapy for one who is only 31 years old.

          • Sephera says:

            Hi
            I dont exercise and sweat. I am doing better but sometime am hit with excruciating fatigue still. I have an oily scalp, feels like there’s bugs crawling and there are. As there are scabs on my scalp. My body gets some crawlin sensations as well. I have done well on Phosphorus and staph in the past. I accidentally posted my name here would you be able to delete the posts withmy name. Thanks.

            • Joe says:

              Sephera

              You will start on a daily exercise regimen to make you sweat if you wish to be cured.

              I shall copy my therapy for Hair Loss which can help with your Dandruff:

              The following remedies will help to arrest the loss of hair and will also help to regrow the hair in about 2 months.

              Arnica Q or Mother Tincture 15ml bottle
              Arnica 30c in the Liquid Dilution in Ethanol
              2 500ml bottles of Spring water sold in supermarkets.
              Any good Fish Liver Oil in capsule form.

              Method:

              Arnica Q to be used to mix into the water for massaging into scalp.

              Insert 50 drops of Arnica Q into the bottle and you should notice that the water bubbles freely when the bottle is shaken about.

              Half a teaspoonful of this medicated water is to be massaged into the scalp twice daily.
              Please note that this water remedy with Arnica Q is NOT for oral use.(NOT FOR DRINKING). It is only for massaging into the roots of the hair.

              Arnica 30c for Oral use

              Make the Wet dose of Arnica 30 as follows:

              Order Arnica 30c in a 5ml in the Liquid Dilution in Ethanol in a bottle with a dropper arrangement.
              Get a 500ml bottle of Spring Water from the nearest supermarket.
              Pour out about 3cm of water from the bottle to leave some airspace.
              Insert 3 drops of the remedy into the bottle and shake the bottle hard before you take a capfull which is a dose twice daily. This is best taken first thing in the morning and last thing before bed.
              Shaking the bottle hard is homeopathic succussion and this shaking must be done every time before a capful of the bottle is sipped as directed.

              Take a capsule of the Fish Liver Oil daily.

              Use Johnsons Baby Shampoo daily for your shower which will help to wash away the perspiration from the scalp which causes the bacteria that are responsible for your Dandruff to propagate.

              Avoid Coffee, preserved meats like sausages, ham and bacon, and all canned cola beverages as they antidote the therapy.

              It is understood that you will STOP all other remedies and drugs you are taking today.
              Do not use Coffee, Cola beverages, preserved foods like sausages, ham and bacon as they contain Saltpeter.

              Drink plenty of water and exercise daily for at least 45 minutes like walking or jogging depending on your age. The idea is to sweat it out. This is essential to promote the circulation of blood in the body which Arnica will help to promote.

              Patients who suffered from severe hair loss who were losing over 200 hairs daily have confirmed that they discovered in about a week that the loss of their hair had been arrested. They also noticed that the new growth was plainly visible above their scalp when their hair was parted in about 6 weeks.

              Do NOT to imagine events like
              “My body gets some crawlin sensations as well.”
              This form of ailment will make it not possible for me to help you.

              Report progress in a month

  4. Sephera says:

    Hi Joe

    I have use Arnica 30c after reading your forums but I have done entirely wet dose. I already had Arnica granules. I put one granule into a 30 ml bottle and used three drops into a water bottle is that ok must it be entirely wet dose?

  5. Sephera says:

    Hi Joe,

    Thanks for your treatment plan. I will get started when I can source all the remedies.

  6. Sephera says:

    Hi Joe
    The pharmacies here dont understand Q potency mother tincture. Are you talking about herb tincture in Alcohol or Q potency as in LM1 LM2 which is written q/1 q/2. Which case mother tincture of q is 3c.

    Please advise.

    • Joe says:

      Sephera

      I have tried to help you with my therapy and have prescribed the remedies but I cannot hold your hand to order them for you.

      The Mother Tincture of ANY remedy is also recognised throughout the world as ‘Q’.

      You state:
      “The pharmacies here dont understand Q potency mother tincture.”

      I regret that I cannot help you any more than I have already done.

      Where in the world do you live?

  7. Sephera says:

    Ok I live in Australia. Ok I will get in touch with the pharmacy in New Zealand.

  8. Sephera says:

    I have worked out what is needed thanks. Just that in Aus people just didn’t’t know and arent following international standards.

  9. Sephera says:

    Hi Dr Joe

    I have got all the stuff bought and delivered. Took a while. I will start on your protocol in the next few days. Thanks.

  10. hairloss guy says:

    Hello Mr Joe
    I have used your hair loss arm can 30c wet doses for 1 month but still my hair is falling e.g small thin hair falling
    Note I have not used the coconutarnica oil & fish oil tablet instead I am using minoxidil hair spray
    I did not used fish oil due to stomach weakness as it causes stomach pain
    Please advise wat can I do for my hair loss

    • Joe says:

      I do NOT recommend the use of any oil application on the scalp anymore as some patients have observed that it blocks the hair roots. i now prescribe that the Arnica Q is diluted in WATER and massaged into the scalp.

      YOU WILL STOP ALL OTHER DRUGS INCLUDING MINOXIDIL IF YOU INTEND USING MY THERAPY WHICH HAS HELPED MANY THOUSANDS OF PATIENTS.

      The following remedies will help to arrest the loss of hair and will also help to regrow the hair in about 2 months.

      Arnica Q or Mother Tincture 15ml bottle
      Arnica 30c in the Liquid Dilution in Ethanol
      2 500ml bottles of Spring water sold in supermarkets.
      Any good Fish Liver Oil in capsule form.

      Method:

      Arnica Q to be used to mix into the water for massaging into scalp.

      Insert 20 drops of Arnica Q into the bottle and you should notice that the water bubbles freely when the bottle is shaken about.

      Half a teaspoonful of this medicated water is to be massaged into the scalp twice daily.
      Please note that this water remedy with Arnica Q is NOT for oral use.(NOT FOR DRINKING). It is only for massaging into the roots of the hair.

      Arnica 30c for Oral use

      Make the Wet dose of Arnica 30 as follows:

      Order Arnica 30c in a 5ml in the Liquid Dilution in Ethanol in a bottle with a dropper arrangement.
      Get a 500ml bottle of Spring Water from the nearest supermarket.
      Pour out about 3cm of water from the bottle to leave some airspace.
      Insert 3 drops of the remedy into the bottle and shake the bottle hard before you take a capfull which is a dose twice daily. This is best taken first thing in the morning and last thing before bed.
      Shaking the bottle hard is homeopathic succussion and this shaking must be done every time before a capful of the bottle is sipped as directed.

      Take a capsule of the Fish Liver Oil daily.

      Use Johnsons Baby Shampoo daily for your shower which will help to wash away the perspiration from the scalp which causes the bacteria that are responsible for your Dandruff to propagate.

      Avoid Coffee, preserved meats like sausages, ham and bacon, and all canned cola beverages as they antidote the therapy.

      It is understood that you will STOP all other remedies and drugs you are taking today.
      Do not use Coffee, Cola beverages, preserved foods like sausages, ham and bacon as they contain Saltpeter.

      Drink plenty of water and exercise daily for at least 45 minutes like walking or jogging depending on your age. The idea is to sweat it out. This is essential to promote the circulation of blood in the body which Arnica will help to promote.

      Patients who suffered from severe hair loss who were losing over 200 hairs daily have confirmed that they discovered in about a week that the loss of their hair had been arrested. They also noticed that the new growth was plainly visible above their scalp when their hair was parted in about 6 weeks.

      Report progress in a month

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